March 13th, 2010



Why can't cats clean up after themselves?

Why do half the things they do end up with me yelling "MY DEPOSIT!"?

And why do they always seem to do these things 10 minutes before I had planned on going to be, necessitating in me staying up a hour longer than I planned to try and clean up the bright pink stain that is now on my very beige carpet?

In about 25 minutes I will know if a mixture of warm water and hydrogen peroxide takes up fruit punch. Who cares if it might bleach the carpet? Off-white is still less noticeable than bright pink.