February 20th, 2010

gourd!

My new favorite phrase from a forum

Professional Darwinism: When someone does something so fundamentally stupid at work that it immediately and permanently removes them from employment. Bonus points if they also manage to prevent themselves from ever working in that field of employment again.

I think my favorite example someone gave was the guy who worked the graveyard shift and was caught the in the morning by security sleeping naked next to his girlfriend. Even better that this was a secure location and his girlfriend was not cleared to be there.

Anyone ever watch someone do this? I know I have. XD