"Tired of items being out of stock in the vending machines? So are we. We're getting a new vendor in. These machines will be picked up on Thursday and new machines delivered on Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience."
The thing is, those signs were still up when the old machines were picked up. Meaning the guys from the old vendor saw them.
Damn son. Facilities at my place does not mess around when it comes to their soft drinks and candy bars.