A couple of weeks ago when I posted about sabertooth cats hunting in packs, I also mentioned two other jokes from my terrestrial paleontology class. Since a retelling of these jokes has been requested, I will not provide an explanation.

( Man, if I only have 23 hours in day... )

( The 'Oh Shit' turtle )

Okay, this site sends me into hysterical laughter. I could listen to it for hours. NOT safe for work, parents, or around people with heart conditions.

Image is from Marvel's latest weirdness.

It's a dinosaur.

Gah. My brain feels like it could leak out of my ears. The internship wasn't able to offer me as much money as they thought they would be. I'm taking it anyway because a) I need an internship and b) the experience will be good. Did some work for them today and then did some of my other work. I have a meeting on Monday which requires me to drive in. Hopefully, I will not be as brain mushy as I am today.

And now, more things to suck up your time!

First off we have Green Porno which is where a lady dresses up in ridiculous insect costumes and uses terribly cheesy props to tell you about that insects mating habits. Not work safe, but not graphic either. My favorite was the snails. XD

Next we have Dino Run which is a fun little game where you play an 8-bit velociraptor that must out run the dinosaur killing meteor while collecting eggs and eating critter. My favorite is jumping over stegosaurs.

I have seen the light! Jack Chick has revealed to me that dinosaurs didn't die from a impact in the Yucatan that left the Chicxulub crater. Oh no! Instead they were hunted to extinction by man because after the flood, the air was too thin.

Also, they were actually dragons but were renamed dinosaurs in 1841 (which I'm not even sure is the correct date. Wasn't it 1842 that Owen coined the term dinosaur? I know it was that year that he named the taxon "Dinosauria" but I can't remember if that word dinosaur had already been invented by that time.)