Since I don't have very good tracking software on my site I don't often get to see all the very "interesting" hits that it gets. Instead I only get to see the top 20 hits, which are usually very bland and involve people either looking for me or some sort of fanfiction. Today though, I have not one, not two, but three great hits that have made the top 20.

"is touya akira gay" I think we all know my answer to that question.

"goo sex fanfiction" D:

"digimon tomato yaoi" Was the normal tomato yaoi not enough for you?

- At the FictionPress account, 208 people have read about cherry tomato yaoi. Only one person has commented. I take this to mean that I don't know what to think about the fact that I wrote that story, and people just aren't sure what to say about it.

- Still at FictionPress, 2 more people have read the third chapter of the Witch King story than have read the second. Either a couple of people decided to reread the third part, or they decided to skip the second part altogether and are real confused.

- I got rec'ed on a message board of some sort this month. Of course, me being me, I immediately signed up for the board just to see what had been said about me. XD

- I started getting hits from a hardcore porn site. Not sure how I got linked because by the time I looked at the page, the link was gone. It was... real hardcore. o_O

And just for fun: I've got well over 200 stories I've started. Name a letter, and I'll post a paragraph or snippet from a file beginning with that name. If I don't have anything beginning with that letter, I'll write something with a character's name beginning with that letter. As always this will go on until my inspiration deserts me.

Until then, I think I'll clean some.

I use to do a post every once in awhile called Those Crazy Referrers back when I was still regularly posting to my pitas page as opposed to livejournal. I had a nice tracking service that would track every single search engine hit I got. Once a day I would check the hits and keep a list of the craziest ones. Once I got about 20 or so, I'd do a post. Ahh... those were the days. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), I don't have such a thing on my livejournal or my webpage. The only thing my webpage shows is the top twenty search agent hits for each month. As you can imagine, these are pretty generic since they usually are hits I get more than once.

That being said, for old times sake, I give you Those Crazy Referrers 2007:

January: digimon davis and crazy digimon emperor yaoi fanfic As opposed to those times when he was sane? I mean, were you watching the same series I was?4
February: coils surrounded him Why yes, yes they do. Mmmm....
March: tied up and tickle tortured Please to be finding this some where else.
April: how to kill a dragon Should I be scared that someone needs this information?
May: digimon bad davis Bad Davis. Very Bad Davis. No Ken for you. *snicker*
June: digimon yolei her butt Okay. Sure. I don't even know what you were really trying to find with this search.
July: calvin hobbes fanfiction sex Let me get on maderr so she'll write it. XD
August: naruto popsicle So what flavor would it be? Orange? I'm going to say a Sakura popsicle would be strawberry and a Sasuke one would be blueberry. No body knows what flavor Kakashi is. He is mysterious.
September: Alas, all hits for this month that made it into the top 20 were very generic. Sigh. So let's move onto October where someone was wondering...
October: are there any beautiful virgins left in the world Yes. But I can guarantee they can't be found on my website. XD
November: dragon m%c3%a9di%c3%a9val Right then. Can you please learn how to construct a valid search before hitting the enter button?
December: tomato fanfiction/digimon AHHHH! CROSSOVER HELL.

Granted, these are pretty slim pickings compared to what I use to get, but still worth a chuckle. If only there was a way to get a tracker to track all the referrer hits for all my pages without coughing up any money.