Watching the Aurora Australis

The crack

Oct. 13th, 2007 at 7:12 AM

Dear Subconscious,

I don't know what kind of crack you got into last night, but I dreamed I was watching a video of the story of the birth of Jesus as done by Katamari Damacy. Seriously, wtf? Where did you even come up with this idea?!?! What possible combination of half-ass ideas did you have to do to come up with that? In the future, please to be limited yourself to crack I can turn into stories. Katamari Damacy and the Nativity are not it.

No love,
Tsaiko

EDIT:

The King (aka the angel): *holding the baby* This is a tepid child.
Mary: *gives him a look*
The King: You should try again.
Mary: *stares the King down*
The King: Okay. He's fine. I'll announce him to the shepherds.

Going to Hell...

Mood: shocked

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keelywolfe wrote:

Oct. 13th, 2007 11:30 am (UTC)

Ha! I would PAY to see the nativity done by Katamari Damacy! Hey, it would be better than listening to another round of Silent Night at the holidays. ;)

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tsaiko wrote:

Oct. 13th, 2007 11:41 am (UTC)

True, true. I think my favorite part is where everything in the stable (sheep, donkeys, a chicken, wise men, Joseph and Mary) was rolled up into a giant ball with the exception of baby Jesus and his manger. At the very least, I woke up laughing.

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